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英文小故事 双语 | 10个英文幽默小故事,助你变身幽默达!

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英文小故事 双语 | 10个英文幽默小故事,助你变身幽默达!


1Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, “Gigantic Sale!” and “Super Bargains!”The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, “Prices Slashed!” and “Fantastic Discounts!”The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, “ENTRANCE”.旁边战术三个相互争生意的市肆老板在一条贸易街上租用了毗连的店肆。

傍观者等着瞧好戏。

左边的批发商挂起了宏大的招牌,上书:“大减价!”“特廉价!”右边的市肆挂出了更大的招牌,宣称:“大砍价!”“大扣头!”旁边的贩子随后预备了一个大招牌,下面只简略地写着:“进口处”。

2Very Pleased to Meet YouDuring World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, “I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other.” Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.Joan went there and said to the matron, “I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys.””Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here,” the matron said.”Oh, that‘s all right,” answered Joan. “I‘m his sister.””I‘m very pleased to meet you,” the matron said, “I‘m his mother!”很愉快意识您在第二次世界大战中,有许多年青的妇女在虎帐中退役。

琼.飞利浦斯是个中之一。

她在一个雄师营中工作,当然碰到了许多男士,包含军官跟兵士。

一天晚上她在舞会上碰到了军官汉弗雷斯。

他对于她说,“我今天就要出国,但假如咱们可以互相写信,我会很愉快。

”琼批准了,于是他们多少个月里不断通着信。

起初,他再不来信。

她收到了另一个军官的信,奉告她,他受伤了,住在英格兰的某个军队病院里。

琼到了病院,她对于护士长说,“我来探访军官汉弗雷斯。

”“这里只有支属能够探望病人。

”护士长说。

“噢,是的,”琼说……

【英文小故事】适合高中生阅读&背诵的英文小故事 | 第5期:Rope or OX?


5 Rope or OX必修A man was put into the jail because of murder . In the prison he asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: “I am out of luck I think. A few days ago I thought the watermelon should be irrigated . When I was on the way to the field I saw a piece of dirty rope by the pine. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.””But it is not against the criminal law of the federal government to pick up a piece of rope and take home!””I told you I had bad luck, didn’t I必修” The man sighed.”Why didn’t you ask a lawyer to defended.””The trouble is that I didn’t notice there was an ox at the other terminal of that rope.”译文来啦!5 绳索仍是公牛?一小我私家因行刺罪被关进牢房。

在牢狱里,他问新来的监犯为什么被关出去。

新来的监犯答复说:“我想我真是晦气。

多少天前我感到西瓜该浇水了,在去田里的路上,我在水池边看到一根脏绳索,认为没人要了,便捡起来带了回家。

”“然而,捡一根绳索并不冲撞联邦当局的刑法啊!”“我奉告过您我晦气了吧?”谁人人叹了口吻。

“那您怎样没找状师为您辩解呢?”“费事的便是我过后不注意到绳索的那一头另有一头公牛。

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【英文小故事】LCK英文解说分享小故事:Deft为四位GRF队员加油


北京光阴本日,LCK民间评比出了最后的秋季赛MVP得主,Chovy一人以1300点MVP点数独得这一殊荣,并揽获500万韩元奖金。

Deft以1200点MVP点数排行第二无缘这一奖项。

而且十分偶合的一点是,Chovy最后100的MVP点数是在他最后一场竞赛中拿下的。

LCK英文解说Max在本人的小我私家推特上分享了一些关于此次MVP的一些幕后小故事:Sword Tarzan Viper Lehends Fighting!(为GRF其余四人加油,愿望他们抢MVP)预先,跟着Chovy拿到本人的第十三次MVP,Deft选手的MVP妄想幻灭。

他的前队友Mata跟他进行了如下对于话:Deft:(晒图)我为什么要挥霍一个小时看这场竞赛啊

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